Greg Houser has an Email: greghouser1 [at] gmail.com.

Greg Houser lives in Alabama.

Greg Houser doesn’t read your blog.

Greg Houser does read your blog.

Greg Houser has two twitter accounts.

Greg Houser doesn’t ever log onto twitter.

Greg Houser likes jeans.

Greg Houser calls his jeans denim.

Greg Houser thinks he is a fancy man.

Greg Houser owns a dog.

Greg Houser coddles his dog.

Greg Houser knows his dog will probably be an asshole as a result of this.

Greg Houser isn’t sure why he needs a blog.

Greg Houser likes to whine and complain.

Greg Houser is convinced this is just his sense of humor.

Greg Houser misses Philadelphia pretty much all the time.

Greg Houser will never understand the way people drink coffee in the south.

Greg Houser is bad with money.

Greg Houser is aging.

Greg Houser tries to laugh when he sees an old picture of himself.

Greg Houser misses his hair more than he’d like to admit.

Greg Houser thinks your hands get old first.

Greg Houser is happy with his life, for the most part.

Greg Houser likes swimming.

Greg Houser loves running.

Greg Houser loves cigarettes.

Greg Houser worries that he talks about himself too much.

Greg Houser is not good at asking questions.

Greg Houser is self centered.

Greg Houser can be generous.

Greg Houser is a world-class giver of gifts.