December, 2011


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Dec 11

Inspirational Quotes

I joined pinterest a lil while ago. As a visual person who likes to store shit for later but is very lazy about it all, it’s been a decent resource to keep photos and links. Sadly though, it seems to be largely inhabited by women who never emotionally or psychologically progressed beyond 14 years of age.

This is all well and good, except for the times I log on and my front page is bombarded by image after image of inspirational quotes over photos. The quotes are ALWAYS in an awful script font and some random words are inexplicably larger than others and they are always dumb.

I got bored tonight and made some of my own. Click em to see full size.



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Dec 11

On Tuscaloosa

[this was in my head last night as i fell asleep. it does not sound as pretty now as it did then. pretty isn't the right word. maybe after some revision. this is mostly for me, hi me! since i'm really the only one who reads my blog]

Yes, there are trains here. There are trains that will shake your house and run through your living room like that movie. That movie was actually a television show. I had to look it up.

Yes, there are trains here. Good luck finding the tracks. The tracks, the trains, don’t appear until you need to be somewhere and their passing can impede your progress. Then they will throw themselves down all over town stopping you dead in your…

Yes, there are trains here. You’ll sit and watch as they go by. You’ll sit and look at your watch as they go by. You’ll imagine your bedroom in your head. You’ll twist your bedroom in your head and try to orient it to the tracks. You’ll calculate the distance and volume the noise of the trains must travel to rattle your belongings so.

Yes, there are trains here. In the summer they are but a voice in the cacophony of trilling cicadas, droning air conditioning units, howling dogs and unseen beasts. In the summer the train barrels through, a sonic cowcatcher announcing its antiquated supremacy before bowing to nature. In Alabama, everything bows to nature.


14
Dec 11

I’m Considering a DVD Purchase

for the first time in years:


13
Dec 11

I Have Been Watching So Many Youtubes

So many youtubes of kids doing this:

Why? I dunno. I’m pretty sure I’m gonna try to write some sort of youtube essay next semester. Maybe more than one, about fights and dancing and personal shame and about the time I wore a mock turtle neck and Skids to a seventh grade dance. Member Skids?


13
Dec 11

Athleisure

This is a word Zappos dot com taught me today while I was trying to see if they had my running shoes. Athleisure was one of a number of “themes” available, along with: skate, action sports, trend, resort and travel. Running was not an available “theme”. Even if these assholes had my running shoes in my size, I wouldn’t give them my dollars based purely on their asinine categorizing.

 

 


12
Dec 11

Aww Snap

My first vidya column is up at UsedfurnitureReview. You can watch it here and stuff.

I am the most awkward. My favorite part of this whole thing is Oliu talking about “Shake Ya Ass” and him talking about one of his favorite songs at the end. We’re gonna do one more sports themed episode because everybody needs to watch a poet scream scream obscenities at a college football game. I’m not sure this happens at other MFA programs.